Warning: This Body is Held Together by Sheer Willpower & Caffeine – Snarky EDS/Zebra Warrior T-Shirt

For when your medical file should come with hazard pay. This isn't just a shirt - it's a public service announcement.

Why warriors need this:

✔ 100% Accurate Labeling - Like those "fragile" stickers on shipping boxes, but for humans

✔ Soft & Forgiving Fabric - Stretchy enough for subluxations, gentle enough for MCAS (unlike your stupid connective tissue)

✔ Instant Conversation Starter - Great for:

• Physical therapy icebreakers
• Awkward family gatherings
• Quizzical looks from skeptical doctors

Product features

- Made from a blend of 100% cotton or cotton-polyester for diverse colors

- Durable double needle stitching along sleeves and hem

- Side seams provide structure and shape retention

- Neck and shoulder tape for added stability and comfort

- Medium fabric weight ensures a comfortable fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean