About

It's very simple: Here you will find stuff for the sassy metaphysical mystics & indescriminate misfits.

Hi, I'm Junie, your local hypermobile, corporate escape artist, legit-in-recovery ex-festival gremlin who now makes art 'n thangs for accidental spiritualists. 

Imagine if Lisa Frank and a kitchen witch had a baby… and that baby snorted glitter, read tarot, and still lowkey misses hugs from wooks in the Phish lot. That’s the vibe here. (If you know who Lisa Frank is, you're likely in the thick of or on the cusp of perimenopause like me.)

WHAT WE SELL:

✨ Witchy AF and other mystic art & adornments (for your altar, prayer rooms, or spaces of comfort) 
✨ Digital downloads with a scrapbooky aesthetic: snarky project management printouts, life-gets-lifey cheat sheets, self-reflection pages, "I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why my Mercury retrograde ass is right" calendars)
✨ Shirts, paper goods, & stickers for people who pray to the universe but also curse malfunctioning manifestations, the Tower card (again?!), the corporate slog, journey of sobriety, or chronic illness

WHY BUY FROM US?
✔ Made by people who’ve been through it - EDS warrior, sister-in-sobriety, and flight from Corporate America’s dystopian hellscape.
✔ No toxic positivity, just woo-but-wearable gear for people who side-eye astrology but still look at the CHANI app first thing.
✔ Perfect for the "I’m trying to ‘trust divine timing’ but this shit is taking TOO LONG" crowd.

Thanks for supporting another rebellion in the subcultural universe!